tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-307492522024-02-28T18:21:24.002-03:00se armó la gordaUn blog catártico, desequilibrado, sin pretenciones, de léctura rápida. Una pequeña muestra de que es posible sobrevivir con un carácter de mierda. Un inapropiado consuelo en los malos momentos, para darse cuenta de que ¡alguien la esta pasando peor!La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.comBlogger553125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-60070360213412864312012-09-13T22:57:00.001-03:002012-09-13T22:57:24.291-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Me irrita.</span><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Mi vieja piensa que soy una GE-NIA y que me va como el orto por una boludez de que no le pido a la Virgen. No se dio cuenta de que soy una pelotuda.</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-71246917508875127652012-09-13T22:51:00.002-03:002012-09-13T22:51:43.389-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: whitesmoke; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Siempre lo supe: la joda era que no se te caigan las tetas antes de los 30</span><span style="background-color: whitesmoke; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;"><span style="color: #e27f99;">.</span></span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-2840193858571199812012-05-17T22:44:00.000-03:002012-05-17T22:48:19.611-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Papanicolau gratis en los bondis hasta que vuelva el subte.</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-33580298914391842752012-05-10T21:15:00.002-03:002012-05-10T21:15:19.468-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Sólo un pelotudo como Nik podía hacerle un homenaje a Caloi poniéndole manos a Clemente...</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-52952331284847677672012-05-07T23:34:00.000-03:002012-05-07T23:40:50.350-03:00<div style="text-align: left;">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">Miserias del redactor: creo que la ART del laburo me daría más días por un esguince de meñique que por una fractura de cráneo.</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-82125916740259874672012-05-07T22:24:00.002-03:002012-05-07T23:49:32.794-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Qué habrá hecho Spinetta para merecer un homenaje de Fito Páez...</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-78828908106784059992012-05-06T22:54:00.002-03:002012-05-08T00:05:16.017-03:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">¿Weich piensa lucrar haciendo llorar viejos todos los domingos a la noche? Suicídenme.</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-44888535560722636752012-05-06T14:19:00.001-03:002012-05-06T14:19:55.641-03:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Esa estúpida lógica de amontonamiento porteña...</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-67480935591248749242012-05-06T14:17:00.001-03:002012-05-06T14:17:31.329-03:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Días de realización personal: esos, en los que finalmente acariciás el WD40 y la puerta no chirría más...</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-323219954880904792012-05-06T14:16:00.001-03:002012-05-06T14:16:55.531-03:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">O sea, mi vieja no se rinde: me acabo de dar cuenta de que me clavó ramos de olivos de semana santa en todos los putos potus de mi casa...</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-39767180317279774632012-05-06T14:14:00.001-03:002012-05-06T14:14:42.392-03:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">DVD trucho $7. Juntarte con amigas a mirar una película el estilo Virginia Lago y llorar hasta sentir que te sale materia encefálica por los ojos, no tiene precio.</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-5462566114931800472012-04-24T22:47:00.001-03:002012-04-24T22:47:37.215-03:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Estamos organizando la salida y me incluyen en el conteo de 'los impares'. Quiero el número del INADI ¡ya!</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-13868003842538037952012-04-24T22:43:00.002-03:002012-04-24T22:43:38.422-03:00<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Lanata, Majul, fútbol y el perro que se muere. Chicos, me pongo el cable.</span>La Gordahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383772175931180643noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30749252.post-77715424874697647762012-04-24T22:42:00.003-03:002012-04-24T22:42:43.269-03:00<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Noooo Telefé, ¿'Marley y yo' un domingo a la noche? </span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Alcáncenme las pantuflas y el cianuro.</span>
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